If you can laugh with life you can chuckle at these
JAMMERS
I love jamming.At best its a mutual exchange of skill, love. prowess and joy. Not everyone gets it.
The Wait, wait, wait a minute airhead!- This one is sure he is going to play the perfect tune if you just wait for him to get there.
I know how to play!- really some 70% of guys learned at least one riff, forget intro, ending, bridges. plink pa plink plink ad nuaseum
"I can blow anyone off the stage with my little amp!- This type really loves themself, good thing for them cause hardly anyone else does
OH BOY FREE LESSONS!-They will hang over your shoulder, under your chair anything to pick up a new riff, even known to stop the music so they can learn it now
CLEVER BOY-This one writes sarcastic low wit ditties about the people he knows, he would never have the balls to say it to their face but he thinks he is brilliant. Most of the time no one understands more then one line of what he is trying to say but thats enought to convince him he has got "IT"

SEMI PRO'S
NEVER LEFT HOME-Sure that he is destined to be a star, change the world with his politics thru his music and finally be appreciated by someone outside the immediate family. Not an original thought or tune in his bag but he thinks its original because its him playing-duh vote green man!!!
What I really like is..-This type actually hates music he plays but being a "showman" plays it to the hilt, He is usually good enough to sell it on weekends at local bars and his atttiude is "its better then a job in the real world." He will style, dye, tatoo and even pierce to please the yokels
I DON"T CARE-Something pissed him off and everyone else can just screw themselves. Does not matter how importent the gig is, he is out to pout and your lucky he showed up at all!?
I CAN'T PLAY LOUD ENOUGHvery common to bass man they keep sneaking up the volume of their amp, does not matter that they are registering sesmic-just a little louder

These views are written for fun and I know their be more types out there if you got one that you feel should be added mail me but please don't nail me....vic
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